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MURRAY CRASHES OUT

Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:44 pm by nellons

Andy Roddick has ended Andy Murray's dream of making the Wimbledon final by beating the British nO1 IN 4SETS

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Wimbledon is here again.

Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:51 pm by lolade

The world number one Rafael Nadal is absent 4rm d most popular grand slam owing to a knee injury, thus giving way 4 world number two and 14 times grand slam title winner Roger Federer. If Federer wins this tournament, it will be his 15th one and a record breaker. Lets hope he wins. Any way he has qualified 4 d semis.

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FEDERER WINS AGAIN AT THE FRENCH OPEN

Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:55 am by lolade

Federer, the ex world champion as added another title to his name as he comes up 1st @ d french open dis week-end.I think he's back and better, n I think I have an advice for Nadal "watch your back"

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IT'S ANCELOTTI FOR CHELSEA

Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:48 pm by nellons

It has been confirmed that carlos Ancelloti has joined chelsea fc and his gonna start his job on july 1st....Do you guys think his gonna perform? coz it will be a dissaster if he turns out to be like scolari

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Federer vs Nadal

Thu May 21, 2009 12:24 am by lolade

It is interesting to note that tennis world number 2 Roger Federer has finally broken d Rafael Nadal jinx. He finally won d world number 1 after several attempts to dat this year. And Guess what? He won on clay. Kudos Roger. Wishing u many more wins over Nadal both on clay and grass.

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1 HOT SLAP on Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:21 am

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President Yar"dua, Governor Peter Obi, Agbani Darego (Miss World 2001), and Fmr. Aviation Minister Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap!!! The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight. The women and Peter Obi are sitting there looking perplexed, because everyone heard the slap, but nobody was sure were it came from. Yar"dua is bent over, holding his face which is red from the slap. All of them remain diplomatically quiet and nobody says anything, least of all, sorry! Chikwe is thinking: "Nigerian men are all crazy and even these ones here are all lusting after Agbani. Yar"dua must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him". Agbani is thinking: "Mr President must have moved to kiss me, and got slapped... but by whom?" Yar"dua is thinking: "Damn it, Obi must have tried to kiss Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me... but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?" Peter Obi is thinking: "If this train goes through another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Yardua again".

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